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Happy belated valentine’s day.  Time to go buy candy for 75% off.

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I painted uranus blue.  It’s true.

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Inch long hair for my hairy pussy!

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A few hours ago I was talking to an old acquaintance.  She asked how my woodworking/hobby/art stuff was going so as a creative way to introduce Mouth of Soap to her, I asked her if she would like a huge vagina.  Alright, honestly, as I sit here and re-think things, maybe that wasn’t the best way to start the topic.  But the plan was to show her a large wood sign that said “VAGINA”, and make a joke like: “Now you can tell all your friends you have a huge vagina on the wall.”

Alright, maybe that wasn’t funny either.  Anyway, she stopped me before I ever got to the punch line.  She was upset that I said the word “vagina.”  She said "I find the term offensive."

What…

The…

Fuck…

Offensive?  It’s a BODY PART.  It’s human anatomy.  That’s like getting pissed off that someone said “nose.” 

Now don’t get me wrong, I totally understand that having a giant “VAGINA” sign on your wall could be offensive…and that some (very old) people could be offended.  However, the “term” or the word “vagina” is NOT offensive. 

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Some days you just want to.  Try putting this on your wall and whenever you have a low point in the day, or your work gets to a hard point, just look up and agree….fuck it.

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The first word for Mouth of Soap.  It’s cuntastical.  Which means it’s pretty amazing.

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When I was a kid I hated all those spelling drills we did.  Most of the time when my mother tried to help me practice words we would end up argueing about how it was spulled.  I mean, I was a genius at 9 years old, wtf was my mother thinking?

Well obviously my parents didn’t hit me (enough) as a child.

So yeah, I hate spilling.  That’s why I created a company that sells words.  Told yu I was a jenius.

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Whoahohoho…

Guess who’s on Twitter. 

Your mom.

No, not really, MouthOfSoap.  Go friend us.  Or “like” us.  Or watever the fuck it’s called over there.

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mouth of soap is now one day old. 

It’s a boy, it’s a girl, it’s something…

…it’s something totally new and unexpected.  It’s different, trendy, and down right exciting.

Every time someone new hears about it they say “Oh!  I want a ______!”

So the list is growing and you’ll just have to check back and follow along.